A fork of Rural Dictionary
An adult Chinook Salmon caught in fresh water. Often combined with the type of Chinook IE Blackmouth Nooker, Not to be confused with a free hooker which is also a Nooker. Together these may create awkward conversations. See Example
Son: Hey Mom, Joe and I went down to the river and busted out 3 Nookers and one was a blackmouth. Mom: You did what?
A Nooker is a commonly used term when talking about an African-American hooker/prostitute. The term is mainly used by the privileged white male while on vacation, a golf outing, fishing trip or just hanging with the boys on a work night.
“Hey man it’s Vegas Wednesday do you want to do Rippy Magoo‘s and get a couple nookers”
Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't
Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!! Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!! Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag.... Sally:...oh this is awkward...
The neighborhood hooker
The skinny crackhead woman who stands near your street or in your turf a nooker
a special type of microwave that is used to revive the smell of poop or crap after it has expired
i wanted to make my friends porch stink up something horrid but all i had was some old bear stool, and some old dog crap, so i revived the fumes with my "poopy nooker"