A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person who is really fucking stupid or acting really stupid
person 1: 2+2=6 right?
person 2: no it's 4 you noonga
A noonga is Australian slang for someone who is referring themselves as an idiot or something that they have done stupidly.
“That was a stupid thing to do, ya bloody Noonga”
Or
“It’s your other left, ya noonga”
To gobble on any and all cheesy ball sack's to stay safe.
I got in trouble from the boss the other day but Noonga'd my way out
Unemployed British men often found amongst online chat rooms making deluded claims about being in the armed forces, commonly known to fly magical pigs from their homeland to middle eastern war zones in record breaking time
Robbie: "taking the wife out to dinner in London"
Tom: "sounds like fun"
Jackson: "what restaurant you going to?"
Robbie: "sorry have to go, I'm training in Afghanistan at the moment"
Jackson: "didn't you just say you're in London?"
Tom: "fuck! Another pommy noonga"
the act of being as dark as a black hole,smelling petrol and having unlimited life benefits
yo did you see that noonga sniffing petrol the other day?