A fork of Rural Dictionary
After experiencing a violent depantsing, I found myself in a nopants mood.
Pants that have such large holes in them that they serve no purpose past being shorts and shin guards.
Look, that tramphosomeone cool yet slutty has nopants on in the snowstorm. She probably has frostbite on her inner thighs.
1) phrase coined from late night msn conversations and a lack of conversational topics. can also be used when someone mentions that they were wearing shorts at sports practice, talking about taking a shower, or other situations in which pants would not normally be worn. can also be used with the word 'waffles', 'omg', and 'ihop'. generally these words would be spelt in all caps
2) what men want women to wear.
1) OMG!!! NOPANTS!!!
2)
honey, which one of my outfits turns you on the most?
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a rather large domesticated carnivore that possesses highly clingy characteristics. Its love for bow ties and its unusual tendency to lose its pants earned this species the name Fancy Nopants.
Fancy Nopants is so clingy, there's a Kit Kat bar stuck to its Penske file!