Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

not toward

Untoward

This is untoward Liz Lemon! This is not toward!

by Martallimo March 23, 2009

Hodd Toward

A very rare type of human who may be related to Todd Howard

Kaeighleiygh: Have you heard of Hodd Toward?

John: I"m not going to buy Skyrim

by catkoolaid January 01, 2022

Looking towards Pisgah

A vacant gaping gaze to the west, sometimes punctuated by hanging drool.

The yoda puppet looks like it’s looking towards Pisgah.

by ZachMatics June 24, 2023

walk toward the light

To die

My old car decided to walk toward the light last week

by DonH October 02, 2003

respect towards women

something more men should have towards women.

I think that boy should some respect towards women...

by feministica October 18, 2007

going towards the ceiling

sooner or later, the shits gonna hit the fan.

Person One: "You know Jimmy?"
Person Two: "Yeah, the guy who lost his family in a fire and is crazily depressed?"
Person One: "Well now he lost his job and his only remaining possession is a shotgun."
Person Two: "That's going towards the ceiling."

by Tammy McShammerson May 23, 2010

Pull Yourself Towards Yourself

Phrase used to inspire someone to get their shit together, and stop acting like such a pussy. Commonly used when laziness or an extreme hangover is preventing one from going out for a night on the town.

Diazz wouldn't get his high ass off the couch to go to the club, so I told him "Pull yourself towards yourself!" After that he popped right up.

by Skone82 March 07, 2009