A fork of Rural Dictionary
Windows 95, 98, or ME
He finally ditched his Wintendo and got a real operating system.
Short for Arthur Penhallow, a 900-year-old disk jocky on Detroit's WRIF
Arthur P was on the evening drive time radio before White people were in America
Calling Clinton a draft-dodger for getting a college deferment, while ignoring the fact that Dubya pulled strings to get himself past thousands of other people on the waiting list for the Texas Air National Guard after scoring in the 25th percentile on his flight test.
With enough media manipulation, people might actually think Governer Bush can find Canada on a map.
He was too stupid to use a real ISP, so he got the Internet for Dummies