A fork of Rural Dictionary
you see a sexy guy and he walks by and you say "ntb"
"Not to brag"
When you say something you did that was super awesome, but don't want to be a total cocky dick about it, you say this. Just to let people know what you did was great, but you're not too arrogant about it.
Person 1: "Yesterday, I had a shitty day."
Person 2: "Yesterday, I had an amazing day. NTB."
Person 1: "... Damn."
not too bright. when u or someone does something that is just not the smartest move. often its yourself or a friend who just did something really dumb yet they aren't normally dumb. kind of like a blonde moment if u will.
dude, u just wiped out in the middle of the street and broke the heel on your shoe in front of that hottie u were trying to impress. totally NTB.
"Yeah I asked him but he totally gave me the NTB. Awkward city."