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nuclear waste

The type of stool that come out of your arse after a vindaloo.

anyone got a poppadom?

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

Nuclear Waste

An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.

Those 3-alarm wings left me squatting with some serious nuclear waste.

by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019

Nuclear Waste

That shit you find and cover yourself in because you wanted to get super powers. But doesn't work because it kills you

Guy:OH SHIT NUCLEAR WASTE I WANT SUPER POWERS *covers self in nuclear waste* *dies from cancer and shit*

by Lazylittlebastard May 31, 2019