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when you take a crap and realize you craped blood
dude i just took a wicked number 5
Receiving fellatio while you are in the process of clearing your bowels.
Damn Blimmer, your sister is dirty. She gave a number 5 to Lazarus and all his boys!
-jack off. -masturbate
Guy 1: Open the door! Guy 2: Hell no! don't coming in! Guy 1: Why? Guy 2: Im doing number 5! stupidass
To masturbate whilst having your fingers up your anal passage.
I just came back from doing a Number 5!" "I don't think we should be friends...
“Show no love. Love will get you killed.” Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.
Friend: What got you into the gym bro? What’s your motivation? Me: “I broke Rule Number 5.”
An extreme tool; coined at Williams Grove Speedway, August 19, 2008, because of the #5 outlaw race car sponsored by "Extreme Tools."
He follows her around like a lost puppy; he's such a "Number 5 ".