A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used in the ghetto, or on the interwebs, to be used in place of 'Nothing'
Homie #1: Yo tyreese, wassup wit chu blud Tyreese: Nun fam
noun- A short fat woman who doesn't have sex, so she dresses like a penguin and beats the shit out of little kids.
Mommy, the nun made me cry today.
A woman who has devoted her life to her religion. Found in Catholicism, Buddhism, and I think Islam.
My Aunt is a catholic nun in Colombia, South America, so don't diss nuns. They are cool, and sell good cookies
A female catholic clergy, named after her form of sex life.
When the priest was ordained, he asked the bishop, "What kind of woman can I have sex with?" The Bishop said, "None". But, when the priest actually had sex with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!
A virgin and/or celibate woman.
I used to be a Catholic Priest. When I was ordained, I asked the Cardinal, "Now, what kind of woman did you say I could have sex with?". I was certain he said, "Nun". But, one day, when he walked in on me fucking a nun, he kicked me out of the Church -- permanently!
When a Porn addict decides to go clean of masturbating for a week or more.
Jimmy: Hey Gibby do you know Eric from the club? Gibby: No Jimmy: well anyway he's practicing The Nunning because next week is no nut November