A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to describe an extremely dry thing.
Make us a cup of tea, my Throat’s as dry as a nuns cunt
Descriptive of someone who is extremely unwilling to spend money i.e is 'tight'.
Stephen always purchased cubic zirconia for girls as he was tight as a nuns cunt.
A unit of measurement, approximately 7 inches or the length of pubic hair on a nun's cunt.
"Hey dude, we are short about a nun-cunt on this dry wall."
Used to describe a close relationship. One in which two people can share anything with eachother.
Annika you can tell me anything, we are as tight as a Nun's Cunt.
An expression of anything that is VERY dry.
That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.
Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.
1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."
2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"
1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."
2: "Touché."