A fork of Rural Dictionary
boy oh boy what a place it is. a lot of little trumpers if you wanna get all political. not much to do. there's a couple stores and also a river but you have to be real dedicated to go on it. it has monkeys if that helps. no you cannot touch the monkeys. they'll touch you first.
moron: hey look we're in ocala!
very smart person: how fast can we leave
a tiny city thats getting bigger and bigger. In central Florida. Some people hate it cause they dont know how to make it fun.
Ocalas not gunna hand you fun. you make fun all you fuckers who call it slocala or hoecala.
anyways.even the drivers are slow and its full of horses. its still where its at. make your own fun and stop whinin bout it. 352 baby
Steve: dude what're we doin later?
Jesus: Gettin straight fucked up is what were doin
Steve: hell yea nigga. dis ocala
A place people move to for their dreams to die
Me at 11: Yay! We're moving to Florida!
Me at 16: Why the fuck did I move to Ocala...
A city in Florida where if you aren’t a horse you are the minority .
You: do you know the nearest market in Ocala ?
Ocala native : NEIGHHHH
A town that every teen says they're going to leave but never do. It's like fly paper, you only want to rest a short while but get stuck there forever. Only the smart ones get out straight out of high school, if you don't you're STUCK. Also known as slOcala a place where there is NOTHING to do
What is there to do in Ocala tonight oh right ..... NOTHING
Dude when I'm old enough I'm getting the hell out of Ocala.... 20 years later married, kids, living in Ocala
Ocala...also known as slowcala.
Wanna go to the mall, which one? not a hard choice..we only have one...
How about the movies...I think we have two?
Anything else....Well there is easy street if ur 8 and zanzabar if you are over 21...inbetween that..mhm well good luck finding something to do
Ocala is waste of space between orlando and gainsville. They should have just skipped ocala and combined gainsville and orlando and just call it olanville. Forget the city inbetween.
Ocala is the horse capital of the world...Which means all we have to offer are horses, horse farms and old people that seem to like to retire in this town because nothing ever happens. And they can drive 30 miles and hour in a 50 and not get yelled at.
Ocala- If U dont move out of ocala as soon as you graduate high school, you will never get out. Ocala traps people.
ocala- shitty town for anyone in the teens and twenties