A fork of Rural Dictionary
Office coffee. A bitter, dull, sludge-like liquid people force themselves to swallow when they need a hit of caffeine but have neither the time nor the inclination to leave the office for coffee.
GUY 1: "Man, I'm so tired. Going to make myself a cup of that offee." GUY2: Good luck with that.
When one proceeds to use the peel of a banana as a masturbatory tool.
Example: The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.
Barriss Offee is a dumbass hating ass manipulating ass bitch.