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olaf

Olaf was first used to describe the size of man's penis in ancient Scandinavia. Today when a parent of Scandinavian a child believes their child will have a massive shlong they name him Olaf

Honey, this child keeps poking me inside. Lets name him Olaf, he must have a gigantic dick!

by Lars Olaf April 10, 2005

olaf

-verb- olaf -fing- -fed-: a sexual term in which you dildo a girl with a carrot, and when she orgasms you yell "Watch out for my butt!" and proceed to shit on her.

Room Mate: Dude, it smells in here...and why does this carrot taste funky? Me: The chick I was with last night wanted me to Olaf her. *room mate spits out carrot*

by TJO June 01, 2014

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by 6M4T420 May 04, 2020

olaf

pulling an olaf is when you are so fed up with the loud behaviour of the people in the tents nearby that you sneak in when they have left and smear some orally used items over your unwashed anus.

"this is it!", he said, and after the irritating students left their tents, he and his friends entered their tents and pulled an olaf on the trumpets they were using all weekend.

by schande May 08, 2006

olaf

a tall doof-ball that doesn't exploit the goodness of being tall

what an olaf! he can ball worth a lick!

by vaguegus May 10, 2005

Olafing

Olafing is the sexual act of putting a snowman in a vagina or anus and letting it melt and afterward drinking the liquid.

Last winter a was olafing with my girlfriend it tasted like a vanilla frapaccino from starbucks.

by ZelkHam February 26, 2020

Olaf

A happy snowman known for his role in the most wonderful movie ever, Frozen. Created by queen Elsa of Arrendale with her snow/ice powers. Olaf always introduces himself saying "Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!" At first people freak out that he is alive, but then they find out he is friendly. At first he didn't know what would happen to him when he experienced heat (he has his own song about it called "In Summer"), but once he melted, Queen Elsa gave him his own personal flurry. Put him with summer and he'll be a happy snowman. Aside from his happy funny side, Olaf also has a sweet and caring side. He built a fire for his friend Anna who was in danger of permanently freezing. Anna said, "Olaf! You're melting!" And Olaf replied with an original quote that will make history, "Some people are worth melting for."

Young Elsa: This is Olaf, and he likes warm hugs! * * * Olaf: Hi, I'm Olaf, and I like warm hugs! Adult Elsa: Olaf? Olaf: You built me. Remember that? Adult Elsa: And you're alive? Olaf: Um, I think so...?

by A Frozenatic February 11, 2014