A fork of Rural Dictionary
Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
To be consumed with a task, especially at work.
"Got time for a ciggie bro?" "I wish. Way too busy at the moment." "How busy?" "Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."