Country Dictionary

oonce

The primary sound produced by a voice box and mouth attempting to imitate various types of techno, trance, house, etc. Those who can do this well actually use their adam's apple rather than their mouth for the 'oo' beat.

Raver 1: Do you hear that music?
Raver 2: No...
Raver 1: Oonce oonce oonce oonce!
Raver 2: Let's dance!

oonce

JewishPhones's hot catgirl girlfriend who loves him so much i love her

JewishPhones: oonce i love you so much you are so cute and nice and charming and funny

oonce

a suffix that can go at the end of any word. Origin is from destiny 1 where you had something called the "crucible reputation booster" but also known as the Croonce Rep Boonce

Quit being such a doonce cap Doonce was dounce but is now doonce

oonce-oonce

The type of guy most likely to be seen clubbing at a meatmarket. The name is derived from the type of music generally played at such establishments.

Guy 1: The Nutty Irishman? I don't want to go there just to be surrounded by all the oonce-oonces!
Guy 2: WTF is an oonce-oonce?
Guy 1: Y'know... (flips collar up, sneers) oonce-oonce-oonce-oonce-oonce...