A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of compressing the breasts to the point of flatness. Either knowingly or unknowingly. The act is usually performed by wearing a sports bras at all times; even when not engaging in physical activity. It is speculated that pankaking can lead to saggy tits in later life.
I wish that girl would stop pankaking her tits.
A whole plate of pancakes that you can only eat about a third of
Mom: Clean your plate! Kid: but you gave me a whole plate of pankaks
Pan-(cock-eee) A sexual act where one douses their partner in nothing but instant pancake batter to give them a mushy feeling across their entire face and body, this is similar to the gunge or wam fetish, but more tastier for the one receiving the pankake.
Yo dude, what did you do to your girl last night Aww man, I gave her a Pankake, she loved it so much being covered in pancake batter Dude... I should try that with my girl