Country Dictionary

parnet

a term of endearment used to light-heartedly mock one's significant other after they have made a typo of 'partner'

i cried when my parnet sent me a sappy voice recording

Parnets

Unlike a parent, the parnet is one who uses their child (once they become the age to get a job, 16 and older) to pay the bills and take care of them until they die. The child of the parnet usually is trapped at the parents side for fear of being cast out of the family or other things. The term Parnet, Par referring to parent and net referring to a trap. The children are also known to be under complete control of the parnet in the work place, in their own private time and in their social lives.

Timmy will not be able to have a social life this year. Since he is old enough for a job, his parnets want him to have a job and pay the bills.

parnets

two people who like each other and reject the standard bf/gf usage
comes from a misspelling of partners, used similarly to s.o.

1. I guess we're parnets now
2. looking to buy some tiles but I'll have to check with my parnet first

Parnet

Your annoying parent that doesn’t close your door after entering

My dad is such a parnet!

Parnet

Word created by 8th graders (Rara and Britt) defining: An evil bloodsucking parent who does not allow their poor helpless children to sent text messages via cellphone.

Yeah, it's my parnets' fault i have no effing life.