A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of defacating on someone's face, then giving them a swirlie.
"Did you hear that Sean got parsonsed the other day?"
when you give a girl such a severe humping her knees buckle and her leg bones crack from sheer orgasmic vibration
what did you last night tina? i got parsonsed by sean, thats why my legs are in a cast and a blood vessel popped in my eye SAAAAAWWWWEEEET
The act of giving a baskest of fruit to nuns.
-What's up woth Sister Mary Joseph? She seems pretty happy today. -Oh, she was parsonsed this morning
When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.
Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.