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Paulaner

When a story is clearly made-up.

Rebecca: My Son (3) said “Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don’t die.” Jack: oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that, that’s clearly a Paulaner!

by Idkwnist June 18, 2018

Paulane

Paulane is the most sweetest and charming person ever. She has the most weirdest laugh ever. A lot of friends trust her a lot.Shes not famous but shes not a loner if you know a Paulane dont let her go shes a keeper. Shes smart at every subject and she will help you no matter what. She knows whats best for her and you. Shes makes people laugh. If you have a girlfriend/bestfriend that is called Paulane then your lucky.

Paulane is the most important person in my life.

by Amy delara November 03, 2019

paulaner

An outrageous story told by someone that did not in fact happen. Similar to "fake news".

Dude, did you hear about those girls that were tasered by the police for wearing wooly jumpers in July? Didn't happen! That was a classic paulaner you were told!

by bortram May 09, 2018

paulanering

a certain kind of very obviously fishing for compliments, and praising ones own accomplishments or onesself in a unsuccessfully trying to be subtle way

oh that drawing looks really good! oh wait, that’s mine, didn’t notice -shut the fuck up paula, stop paulanering

by käsebrot October 20, 2021

Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten

A german sentenced that is used when you lie and its obvious

Person 1: I banged your Mom Person 2: Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten

by SlangeYT December 30, 2023