A fork of Rural Dictionary
pearce(verb,noun) to entertain small children under the pretext of teaching
A."I hear that Jackson man is up in court again." B. "Yes, he just can't stop pearcing. He says he has quit music and was only teaching phonics for fun." A. "I think he's innocent.Most pearcers are bald, deny liking children and come from Bourmouth." B. "I agree, they should all be hung."
Girl: "It was the best thing ever!!!" Guy: "Woah! Second best! Don't forget Pearce
The act of going out for a cheeky lunch time tipple on a Thursday only to find your entire day obliterated by a full on session.
Girl 1: What happened to you on Thursday?! Girl 2: Oh babes, I pearced THE SHIT out of the entire day, total friday fear the next day Girl 1: Again Gemma?!...I think you have a problem...
Pearce is the name of a man with a mighty long penis. He has many friends and is sexy as hell.
Omg did u see Pearce I wanna give him a fine shag
To drink so much that you not only black out, but also publicly humiliate yourself. Getting pearced often involves vomiting, getting naked, or urinating in public, and often ends with permanent banishment from the establishment you are patronizing.
Dude, I got totally pearced last night! I was so wasted, I walked out on the patio of the club and urinated on the wall in front of hundreds of people!