Country Dictionary

A penis.

If there's a skeeter on your peeter, knock it off.

1. A walking encyclopedia, someone who has great knowledge and doesn't mind sharing it.

2. A professional at telling Dad jokes.

How does that work?
Go and ask Peeter, he'll know.

Oh no, not another Dad joke.

A dick (see penis)

"His peeter was hella big...that nicca knocked the bottom of my pussy out"

One who enjoys fondling male genetalia

That damn Fred is a peeter skweezer!

Redneck term for penis sucker

Ya'll see that girl over there... she's a damn peeter puffer!

Slang word for grocery store Harris Teeter

Going to Hairy Peeter to buy beer

when a man unfortunatly has a penis the size of a new born infant

The Little Peeter Boy is in the room with his girlfriend trying his best to compinsate for what he doesnt have.