A fork of Rural Dictionary
A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context. Pronounced "peens".
Most penes are around 3 inches flaccid.
The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.
"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."
1: Oh, hola amigo, tu tienes no pene! 2: I dont speak spanish 1: Thats good because right now you would want to kill me!
The correct usage for the plural of penis. However, it should not be a real word; because there should never be a sentence involving more than one penis.
Drunk slut: Oh, I sucked so many penes last night Random guy: That shouldn't even be a word.
1. To win a football match by a margin of 3 goals or higher 2. Inserting the male sexual organ into someone 3. Hopping on ps with the mandem
‘It’s impossible not to give govind the pene when playing against him on FIFA’ ‘Giving ur mum el pene last night was the best thing I’ve done since drinking some Crite’ ‘Anyone pening lads?’