A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Someone who is authoritarian, and doles out justice with a slap to the face with a cold piece of ham or meat.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.
3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.
"Was that a penilizer, just now?"
"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."
"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"
"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"
(n) 1. The progressive loss of higher mental functions, and eventually motor skills, due to overuse of one's love muscle for thinking with.
A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.
Bob: As I was saying, infection of the lymphatic vessels may cause thickening of the skin and enlargement of underlying tissu... WOAH, BOOBIES!!1! .... Huh?
Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??
Of the penis
Oh no, someone got penile discharge all over the seat
penilized means to be 'screwed' or 'fucked' whether you liked it or not
Why should this group get away with the same things other groups were penilized for?
The act of drawing or otherwise rendering the image of a penis or a penis and testicles on something, usually someone else's property, as a means of playing a prank.
Damn, some asshole penilized my notebook.
a mispronunciation of people
penil do that too, I ment people