A fork of Rural Dictionary
A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.
Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
When your significant other farts on your dick
Luke- Bro my girl queef penised me
Nelson- So not ferd muck muck
Luke- It smelled so bad
Nelson- I bet
instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing
person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart