A fork of Rural Dictionary
Indicating that there is a penis sprouting from one's butt - this word almost always has a negative connotation to it.
Osama Bin Laden is such a penis-butt.
the only appropriate thing to say when there is nothing else to say.
-No one loves me. -... -Are you not going to say anything? -Penis butt?
Commonly abbreviated PBR, is the he act of swiftly rubbing/ brushing your unexposed penis against a woman's buttocks as you are making the impression that you are "squeezing through" to get by in a crowded group of individuals, generally at a social event; ergo middle school dance, redeeming the pleasure of simply having your penis rub up against an ass. If the victim of PBR catches you red handed, you will ultimately face a night of embarrassment, for you were unsuccessful in fulfilling your ass-dwelling fantasies.
"Wow this party sucks, nothing but a bunch of prudes. Alas, a good Penis Butt Rub will suffice." Person 1: "Hey man, you going to Chester's party on saturday?" Person 2: "Will there be...PBR? If so, you can count me in!!" Person 1: "Uhhh dude i dont know... besides that beer is for hipsters." Person 2: "No not Pabst Blue Ribbon..Penis Butt Rub"
An action performed during anal sex. Describes the act of climaxing into a butt so hard that your penis shoots out similar to a bottle rocket
"I gave Kimmy the ole' Penis Butt Blast last night. Sent my cock the moon and back my guy."
An asshole, who regularly cheats on their spouse. Sometimes a practicing bigamist. Also a habitual liar who often times believes their own bullshit. A S.P.B.F. will often times regard themselves as a noble person, believing that their inability to choose a singular mate is the result of "not wanting to hurt anyone". This is however an unrealistic view, as the rest of the world views them as a bunch of narcissistic assholes.
Michelle: "I do not know how to deal with this guy! He cheats and lies all the time!" Heather: "Come on, Michelle. Did you really expect anything different from a STINKY PENIS BUTT-FUCKER?"
Putting Penis up ur friends butt and creaming and then covering it in shit then sticking it it there mouth
I cant wait to go give Trevor the penis in butt.
When one's distended asshole gets so blown out, it forms into the shape of a penis. Of course after a while, it begins to scab over and becomes hard which makes it very difficult and painful to wear lower garments of any sort. This will of course have to be removed by surgery or "other means." This condition is mostly found with homosexual males or whorish women.
Dude, your butt penis is kind of stickin' out there...