A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a door-to-door pest control salesman acts like your best friend to sell you shit you don't need to the extent that they become a pest themselves: they're a pestie.
Oh look, I've got another segway-riding pestie at the door.
A non legitimate THC cartridge/cart that has been filled by hand and sold cheaply for profit; tends to have lots of pesticides hence the name pesty.
“Duuude try this new cart I just got it’s gas...” “No dude that’s a pesty I don’t want lung cancer”
An annoying door to door pest control salesman trying to sell you his overprice service.
That pestie guy tried to overcharge me.
Pesty is the most gay unicorn ever. He is so gay. He loves crack. And your mom.
When your best friend is your poop buddy, they're your Pestie
When one wakes up in the morning with extreme nausea and stomach cramps caused by ripping fake carts the day before.
Person 1: Dude, I’ve been dry heaving all morning and I have no Idea why. Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping.
Similar to a sex pest, except a man of polish origin. This man will often run around wearing female undergarments for a cheap joke, sometimes splash himself with a dash of running water whilst fully clothed for a comical effect. His pestiness is not always of a sexual manner, however he is often just a dick for the sake of being a dick! His lack of respect for authority is often distressing to most, especially as he very well educated and cannot be caught out on intellect.
Top Lad 1: Oi you heard about that Dan kid? He is totally a Pesty Polski! Top Lad 2: Heard about him? Why, his voice is everywhere i turn! Top Lad 3: I'm going to drown him when he next showers in all his garments!