A fork of Rural Dictionary
a penis perceived as slightly shorter and thicker than "normal"
She winced as he inserted his pewis into her punis.
Slang for a penis. Male erectile organ, a bit smaller than "normal" size.
He slipped his pewis into her slit without allowing her to see its size.
Someone who is highly Tsundere and keeps chocolate Kex in their pants. Absolutely doesn't have a crush on his friend and will do everything to deny it.
A: "Has Luke finally asked you out?" B: "No" A: "Ooof, he's such a Pewie."
A nickname for Lewis, aka someone who tells a lot of bullshit
person 1: "My dad got fired from NASA yesterday" person 2: " That's a Pewis"
Something that smells or tastes very awful. Pronounced pew-ee
That food tastes pewie! Wow, you smell awfully pewie tonight..
The french pronunciation for "Paris".
Sacre blue! Ok so I misspelled it. So what? I'm not good at french! Then again who is. I mean, you ever try READING french?! lol