A fork of Rural Dictionary
v. to defecate with violent intensity n. the result of defecating with violent intensity a. resembling the result of violent defecation Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)
Pull over at the next rest stop, man! I gotta pewp so hard I'm liable to shatter a toilet bowl!
The act of vomiting and diarrheaing at the same time, usually while one is on the toilet.
"I am going to totally pewp!" "I pewped all over the bathroom last night" "Don't come in, I'm pewping.
A combination of the words pee and poop meaning you have to do both at the same time. Invented by my 3 year old son, Judah.
Mommy, take me to the potty. I have to go pewp.
Pooping, bullets. From the anus.
“Sucks when you are pewping and on your period and don’t have a extra tampon” -optimus_primette