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A guy with a good sense of humour but shit at getting girls
'Haha, you're funny but I don't like you, Phillippe'
Basically, John wick, Stallone, and Norris rolled into one. When you do push-ups you push the world down.
Timmy's getting ryan Phillippe on his ass
When a man inserts a chopstick (preferably splintered) into his urethra.
Matt: Hey Su Hong, why the grimace?? Su Hong: Oh ... I just gave myself I gave myself a Ryan Phillippe and now my pee-hole has like 8 splinters in it. Matt: Talk about getting wood. Haha!!
Basically, John wick, Norris, and Rambo rolled into one. The world's ultimate badass lolll.
To get all ryan Phillippe on his ass