A fork of Rural Dictionary
You're starting to piss me off, you piggly-ass sumbitch. Call me.
Tasting like a pig, even though it very well may be of pig-like sustenance, but should not taste like one.
"Oh god, this pepperoni tastes PIGGLY, disgusting!!"
"Why is this honey-baked ham all PIGGLY, it's not honeyey enough!"
Noises that are intended to imitate the sound that pigs make. They are mostly used to annoy people. There are two types of piggly noises: the snort and the squeal.
Student: *snorts and squeals*
Teacher: God Dangit! Stop makin those Piggly Noises!!!!
Adj. When things are out of order, chaotic, and in disarray.
When she opened the door to the dressing room, everything was higgly piggly and she was distraught over the state of it all.
One who eats all the ketchup
A master of being fucking useless
"Who ate all the fucking ketchup? It was that piggly bitch Andrew."