A fork of Rural Dictionary
everyone who lives in plainedge knows there hood and loves it, the place to be on the weekends is always harmons or at schwarting to down brews and fuck people up. 99% of your school smokes pot and 100% of your school is always drinking everynigh of the weekend and summer, and you know the security guard who drives the jeep is a joke so when he tries to bust you, you laugh...the best damn place to be on LI
ok plainedge is basicaly the best town ever.every weekend everyone just basically gets drunk or gets high as fuck. you either hang out at harmon packard or dunkin donuts. everyone in the town loves to fight. whenever there is a town fight no doubt you will have kids to back you up. but the kids to beat are of course d-block. whenever there is a town fight no one fights without them. other than that the only bad thing is the fuckin 11 and twelve grade jocks who fuckin always start shit with freshmen cause they think there tough but when it comes to there age there just pussies. thats all there is to plainedge, get drunk, high, or just start fights
plainedge is the shit
a school district in south eastern nassau county, (at least i think its south eastern) long island. its basically the leftovers of all the other schools surrounding it. plainedge goes into the towns of bethpage, seaford, north massapequa, massapequa, farmingdale, little parts of levittown, etc. the teachers suck and look at our myspaces. were good at football, wrestling, we're :-| at basketball, and not that many plainedge kids watch the baseball games, sorry. not many kids from the school hang out with each other, we all have our "friends" from island trees, massapequa, where-ever. the building is shit, why is there granite in the lobby? we should have gotten the new middle school and the packard kids could suck it. plainedge hates every other school, but everyone hangs out with kids frmo other schools. the freshman suck, every year we get a new batch of kids who tihnk theyre cool. i cant think of anything else, so im gonna go take my ADD medicine like 94% of the plainedge population. bye.
person 1: steve guttenberg went to plainedge yay!!!! yay!!!!
person 2: who cares.
i'm sorry, but plainedge is most likely the SHITTIEST school district on the east coast. WE HAD TO BUILD A NEW MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE THE CEILINGS WERE COLLAPSING EVERY TIME IT RAINED. Think about it.
Island Trees, Massapequa, hell, even BETHPAGE. They're all better than Plainedge. maybe not bethpage though. >:|
plainedge or p-town is a happy no violance place were every one gets along... nott. thier a 4 main groups in plainedge stoners, jocks, goonsquad and slags other then that we dont care who u are. harmans is blown up and only little kids who try and act cool go thier. its true every one smokes and drinks but thats because its plainedge and thiers never anything to do. now every one wants to find A house to stay in to party but they end up going up to united skates were the little freshman cant find you. the cops dont give a shit about the older kids they only follow the lil ones and every time thiers a fight thier all thier making us look bad cause every one knows if the fight acually goes dowm thier all just gunna run anyway. so if u wanna fight come on down to united skates were the lil kids wont be nd youll see ppl.
p.s smoke all day drink all night
yo the po9 are hea they never get old with plainedge lets bounce alright lets go to dunkin donuts. oh man thier following us tonight now where back to harmons they wont come back thier.
plainedge has a couple of great qualities. some really sucky ones though too. we all pretty much just deal with eachother until somebody gets called out, then we're all there for eachother or at least to watch until it gets ugly. plainedge pretty much drinks their lives away, if not drinking...smoking. it has been like that for years and will probably be like that for the rest of its time as a district. it really is the greatest place to live. like honestly, we make more fun out of the side of a convience store then any other town i know. and whenever theres an open house, you know that the whole district will be there...no matter what.
ps. freshhys stay offf.moffs..
Just come over to plainedge and see what I mean.
Welcome to Plainedge High School, where people actually have a drinking/drug problem by their sophomore year! There's a 13th grade in plainedge, we call it Nassau Community College. Nobody gives a shit about anything and half of the students come to school twice a week.
The freshmen throw themselves all over the older guys and try way too hard (I can name a select few off hand!). All the girls hate eachother, and start fights via facebook just about every other day.
Everyone makes up annoying words/languages which become widely known throughout the school within a week. For example, DOH, NAO, CARE, I SWEAR, GET EM, LIKE YOU, I MEAN I GUESS, YOU'LL GET HER, SICK LIFE, YES YES OH YES, UH HUHHHHH. Not to mention sarcasm is a 2nd language.
Chief and Sarge are the school's security guards who don't do shit. Grown men actually ride bikes around the school, An old woman who had an "accident" simply walked into the school and shit all over the girls' bathroom without being stopped.
Yes, there's most likely a crowd of kids drinking in a sump, park or at the high school on weekends just like every other town on the planet. The security guards that ride around in the jeeps are wannabe cops and everyone is friends with them anyway.
There's cockroaches when you open up the closets and dirty underwear on the locker room floors.
Everyone talks about how Plainedge sucks so bad but everyone knows they really wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
" I mean I guess that I swear that I care that I like PLAINEDGE alot! "
" HOP OFF MY NUTS "