Country Dictionary

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.

Hey, lool. that girl's hair looks tooo fakke boyy LOOOL. she has a PLONK ON

from: the on-line hacker Jargon File, version 4.2.3: plonk excl.,vt. Usenet: possibly influenced by British slang `plonk' for cheap booze, or `plonker' for someone behaving stupidly (latter is lit. equivalent to Yiddish `schmuck') The sound a {newbie} makes as he falls to the bottom of a {kill file}. While it originated in the {newsgroup} talk.bizarre, this term (usually written "*plonk*") is now (1994) widespread on Usenet as a form of public ridicule.

St00oid is as st00pid oes. *PLONK*

The sound a user makes as it hits the bottom of another user's killfile bin

Some AOL user wrote: > <snipped pointless drivel> *PLONK*

Cheap wine

in Australian slang - 1: wine. usually referring to cheap wine but not neccessarily. 2: to place something down on a surface (even one's bum).

1: do you reckon a couple of bottles of plonk will be enough for dinner? 2: hey, come'n plonk your bum down and watch the movie, darl.

A word used on message boards as a response to some turd, to let them know you've just put them on ignore.

Tom: I hope everyone had a good day today. Turd: Duh, it's night here. Tom: *plonk*