A fork of Rural Dictionary
a guy takin a shit, smokin a blunt, and gettin head at the same time
little johnny was plumpkinin it.. gettin blazed as fuck while susie sucked him off as he took a shit.
When a guy is getting his dick sucked by a girl while he's on the toilet taking a shit
Bob is taking a shit at home when his wife walks in and starts sucking his dick.
The act of having sexual intercourse with a fat guy during halloween (October). Bonus points if said fat guy paints his stomach like a pumpkin. Double Bonus points: If said sexual intercouse occurs during the viewing of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."
Jane: I had my first plumpkin last night... Janet: Was he painted? Jane: Oh yes like a Jack O'lantern!!!
Plumpkin: A bloviated narcissist with perverted tendencies who favors Broadway musicals, and loves Cats - we know not why.
Peyton is the purest example of a plumpkin I have ever seen.
A plumpkin is a type of animal which is rarely found on Earth. The requirements for a creature to qualify as a plumpkin are that it must be a carnivore, and its mouth must at least appear to make up at least 40% of its entire body. Plumpkins are also often round, and usually are willing to try and eat just about anything. This makes for a creature which is essentially just a head. It is also not uncommon for plumpkins to have small, mostly useless arms. Most plumpkins are found in fiction, but there are some real-life examples, such as the deep sea anglerfish.
Ted: "It was crazy! It was as big as my TV, and it had this huge mouth! It bit my neighbor's head off!" Bill: "That's horrible! I didn't know we had plumpkins around here." Example in Film: The Martians in "Invaders From Mars" (1986) Example in Game: The Cacodemons in "Doom" (1993)
1) any female who dresses as though she weighs 15-30 lbs. less than she actually does. Frequently sports an exposed roll of non-baby fat overlapping the waist of her pants and/or breasts unintentionally bulging out of bra cups. 2) any unacceptably unattractive female who would become acceptably attractive upon losing 15-30 lbs.
I hooked-up with a plumpkin at the mall food court, hoping to gradually sweat the jellyrolls off of her. But once she had a man, rather than getting leaner and hotter, she just got lazier and bought bigger clothes.