Country Dictionary

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pond water

another name for female discharge during intercourse

Guy: Was it good for you? Girl: OH YEA!! do you see how much pond water there is?!?!

by Jen E. July 14, 2005

Pond Water

A person that appears of multiple ethnicitys. A little bit of everything. Considered rude to say unless you are pond water. From Appalachian hills of Tennessee.

Asshole: Where is John from? Guy: I don't know. Asshole: He looks like pond water.

by DirtyDirtySouth December 08, 2016

Sucking Pond Water

A Montana term: 1. Drinking a lousy beer. 2. The feeling the day after drinking too much alcohol.

1. We sent back the table scraps beer on tap and ordered a Moose Drool. No reason to be Sucking on Pond Water. 2. We did the Bozeman Triathlon: Drinking, driving and shooting road signs. Ended up in the County Camp Snoopy holding cell feeling like we had been Sucking Pond Water.

by Robert J. Lanier SLO October 15, 2007

Sucking Pond Water

Adjective Commonly used in the field of medicine especially EMS To be dying or on the brink of death.

By the time we got there she was sucking pond water. If he doesn't start managing his blood sugar one day we're going to get a call to check on him and he's going to be sucking pond water when we get there.

by The real Mike Wizoski March 12, 2019

Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything. Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board." (Lazily moving) "Man you move slower than pond water."

by Essej snosrap March 31, 2016