A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you fuck someone or something so hard up the ass theire shit goes into your dick and when you go to piss for the first time after sex you piss it out. . it hurts lol
man i fucked her so hard i had a poo noodle that cloged the tiolet.
deficating in someones pillow. the owner of the pillow unkowingly rests their head against the pillow thereby recieveing a facefull of poo noodles
Keith layed down for the night not knowing that greg had been their earlier, POO NOODLES
When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination
I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.
Firstly, you simply raw dog somebody in the ass that hasn’t taken a shit in a while. Once you’re done you take your dick out of their ass and piss into their mouth. Poo in the shape of tiny noodles will come out of your urethra into their mouth.
Yo bro, you shoulda seen it last night. I raw dogged some bitch at a house party and then pissed into her mouth. Poo noodles came out!
After getting Poo Noodles, you extract your Poo Noodles into a bowl and proceed to give the Poo Noodle-ee an enema. You then get all of the poo water juices from the enema and put them into the bowl with the Poo Noodles. This creates Poo Noodle Soup.
Yo bro, I went to give some bitch Poo Noodles last night and she offered to have an enema and share Poo Noodle Soup with me! It was lit!