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A fungal infection that dirty bastards get.

James: What the fuck is that on your leg? Anthony: I don't know, I've had it for about six months, it doesn't hurt though. James: I'd go to the Doctors if I were you. It looks like Ringworm. Anthony: Ringworm! But that's what dirty bastards get. James: And your point is?

A huge fan of the Ring movies, Japanese or American.

Samara loves the ringworms

A workplace name that replaces the name ‘cunt’

Do some work ya fuckin ringworm

A type of fungal infection that is known to be contracted from the rimming of a stinking bastards arsehole. Gingers are also known to be carriers of this rare fungus.

Nonse: What the hell is that on your face Le? *she looks in mirror* Plums: Awwww must be a bit of ringworm chops from last night butt?

When you're so drunk that you can't remember the name of the girl from The Breakfast Club.

I can't remember the name of the girl from that movie....kids in detention...mary...margaret...molly ringworm

A retarded defintion, mostly because Ringworm is not caused by parasitic infection, but by fungi. Also, ringworm is not limited to the anal area. Most likely Al Morrowfield was thinking of tapeworm or pinworm.

Al Morrowfield is an idiot.

analingus

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.