Country Dictionary

Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.

Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"

Penis poo

The poo smeared onto the penis after anal sexing.

So dude, I pulled out after poking her fart box and there was penis poo residue all over me member. So naturally I had her lick it off.

penis poo

Going anal without a condom.

Dude, wear a condom.

Penis Poo

Poo that comes out of your penis.

I went to take a poo...then something went terribly wrong and Penis Poo happened.

penis poo

Someone in possession of remarkably unpleasant qualities. Someone who you wish to smack repeatedly.

Bleh, he's such a penis poo. He wore high-nylon-content plaid and drank from urinals.