A fork of Rural Dictionary
where you crap your pants and sneeze at the same time
Person 1: "aw man, I had to sneeze really bad but i pooed myself too!"
Person 2: "You just poo-sneezed my man."
when a lady is too scared to sit in a public restroom and crouches over the seat so she doesn't touch it. Then she sneezes and takes a poop all over the wall.
"damn the ladies restroom looks like someone took a hover a sneeze poo all over the place"
"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"