A fork of Rural Dictionary
Whatever the speaker wishes it to mean
“You’re a god damn Poobis” “Look it’s a wild Poobis” “I love Poobis”
A word put in someone else's Facebook status to indicate that they have left their Facebook account signed in and unattended. It's considered to be a tame version of frape, and can be achieved in a manner of seconds because of its short and simple nature. It usually takes the form of "(name) is Poobie." but variations on the standard poobie are often used. It is also used as a verb to describe the action of poobie. Being poobied brings shame on the recipient and lets their friends know that they have been stupid enough to allow circumstances in which poobie could occur. It is against poobie law for the recipient to delete a poobie, unless it was done in unfair circumstances, e.g. hacking.
Joe Blogs is Poobie! Jane Blogs is poobielicious, so delicious, make the boys go loco. I poobied my mum yesterday, she didn't get it.
Pooby: 1. An affectionate term insinuating that the person worthy of affection is also behaving in a silly, cute, or utterly adorable way. For example, when 'pooby' has just put the milk in the cupboard instead of putting it in the fridge, or when 'pooby' has just said 'I can has that cd right there?' in the way that lol cats often speak. It can be fair to say that this term can also insinuate that the person has just been adorable for looking attractive without subjecting himself to acts of loll cat talking, and other forms of strangeness. Pooby: 2. A sandwich containing poo, peanut butter, and jelly. This sandwich is usually shipped to someone you do not like anonymously, similar to Sharon Stone.
Pooby: 1. Aww, pooby, don't cry after you spilled your dinner on yoru shirt! 2. After giving pooby a footrub for absolutely nothing, he then pranked me by placing a whoppie cushion under my ass. Thanks pooby. Thanks. Pooby: 2. I packed a gourmet looking pooby on expensive bread and wrapped it up all nice before putting it in the fridge at work. That'll stop them from stealing my lunch all the damn time.