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Past tense of poo. I pood.

I pood my pants. When I pood, it smelled like poo.

A Russian unit of weight. Equivalent to about 36 pounds avoirdupois.

Dave could stand to lose a few pood.

A synonym for turtle head, except harder and sharper. A sharp dangling poo that hasn't fully come out of your butthole yet. Usually hurts when you try to ignore it an sit down.

"Ouch! That pood stung!!" "Pssst, dude, I can see your pood" "Hey girl, lemme eat that pood"

Short for pet name poodle. Usually used in a caring or loving way for a boy. Also can be used as the opposite to describe anything that needs a funny/taboo name that is safe around bosses, old people, family, and in public.

Positive "Hey pood, what's goin' on." OR negative "so yesterday I talked to that pood, (name of person), he is such a... pood"

Another name for friend or in replacement of a persons name.

example 1: hey pood whats up? example 2:I have no I idea why pood is over there.

a lousy attempt at cooking, so bad that it could not even be considered food.

"hey dude, i made some pood today, it sucked." "my grandma's home made scones were tossed in the back of cupboard, with the rest of the pood"

the request for food under distress..

(in a state of delium), "Pood pleaase"...