A fork of Rural Dictionary
The poohole is a mysterious entrance, which is commonly believed to lead to another dimension, where brown creatures, commonly referred to as the Cosby kids, are "dumped" into the the toilet (aka the pool).
Lang: Dude my butt really itches.
Steven: Gross.
Lang: I think something is stuck in my poohole.
Steven: Shut up! Oh wait.....that a dildo?!?!?!
Lang: No........THATS JUST MY TAMPON!
This is when you have to go take a poo and the little turd tricks you into thinking that its gonna come out by poking out a little and then running back in.
Sarah: Hey Diana, are you pooping?
Diana: No, I think I just had a pooholer.
Sarah: Whats a pooholer?
Diana: Look it up bro.
The name of a very very bad player on the St. Louis Cardinals. He is so bad that he is literally despised by all of the people who hate the Cardinals. In case you don't understand this yet...its Pujols but think about how it sounds...exactly.
Brewer Fan #1: Man this has been a great game so far we are totally crushing the Cardinals.
Brewer Fan #2: Oh man, dude look, Pooholes is up to bat next.
Brewer Fan #1: Man he is such a dick.
A spooky poohole is what you have when you have your ass filled with cum on Halloween and you keep it in there until all the cum has died
Girl: Ah man, I woke up with a spooky poohole on Nov 1st 2019
Guy: Me too dude, we shouldn't drink at that bar again.
Someone who likes to give it up the arse. A homosexual.
A: Tom Hanks is so damn hot!
B: Shut up you poohole pirate
someone who takes it up the bumhole
charlie is a top poohole paratrooper.