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Penis
In poo
Call it a poonis

Carl got a poonis last night

A diminutive, cute way of referring to female genitalia. Can be used in a sexual or non-sexual context

Why are you holding your crotch?

Because I just hit my poony on the corner of the table and it really hurts!

Since you pee out of your penis, if you pooped out of it instead, it would be called a poonis

Guy #1: I think I just pooped from my penis

Guy #2: So it's called a poonis now

adj. Having to do with poon or poontang.

I just put that bitch through her poony paces.

When you have anal sex with a girl that hasn't gone to the toilet and your dick gets shat on.

"Dude, Jess totally forgot to do a shit before we did anal!"

"Unfortunate man, you got a poonis"

It is where poo comes out your penis.

Mummy I have a poonis not a penis

a pooni is a caste from punjab india.. it is a jatt .. farmers from the desiest parts of india... not much of em around but there all pre chalaak.

oye pooni sahib... balaa chalaak na ban... apne larh naal mu saaf kar la...