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Penis In poo Call it a poonis

Carl got a poonis last night

Since you pee out of your penis, if you pooped out of it instead, it would be called a poonis

Guy #1: I think I just pooped from my penis Guy #2: So it's called a poonis now

When you have anal sex with a girl that hasn't gone to the toilet and your dick gets shat on.

"Dude, Jess totally forgot to do a shit before we did anal!" "Unfortunate man, you got a poonis"

It is where poo comes out your penis.

Mummy I have a poonis not a penis

A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)

Oh boy, I feel a Poonis coming along!

The rest of the definitions are wack. A poonis is simply a penis that has poop on it.

I pulled out of her ass and slapped her face with my poonis.

A sausage made from grinding poo and penises together and forming into a sausage shape. Served on a plate and eaten with a knife and fork. Poonis is the favorite food of hedge fund CEOs, and eating it is their favorite hobby.

Ken loves to devour poonis daintily with a knife and fork.