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poop log

1) A firm, almost unbreakable piece of dung, or 2) A derogatory term used to put-down friends, siblings, or strangers.

"I just laid down a serious poop log. I would guess it was about a 9 on the Mohs Scale of Hardness." "Mom, Harper just called me a poop log. I think she's a poop log."

poop log

a piece of poop resembling a wooden log. not diarrhaea. long solid mass of feces.

Justin shit out an unbelievable poop log. Eric had a hard time pushing out the poop log.

poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.

Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.

poop on a log

an expression used to tell someone off, used in the same way as "f*** you"

you: ew, i hate your shirt. it's really ugly. me: poop on a log!