A fork of Rural Dictionary
A funny word used in some cartoon which I cant remember.
Not so fast, poopypants!
When you poop in your pants and it stains your pants and starts to smear and leave marks on the floor.
5 year old son- mommy I pooped my pants and it's starting leak.
mother don't worry I'll get the baby wipes poopypants used in a sentence
When you poop while wearing pants.
Usually occurs after heavy drinking.
If you poop your pants in public, you're new name is poopypants.
A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.
CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.
An evil creature that appears to be a total faggot. He can be seen at the cosmo class at trashabet. It is named for it's poop-like skin color. It also sucks in COD. Beware. Mario also broke his balls.
Bob: What's that weird thing in the lairs of trashabet?
Hunter: Poopypants Jose. I'm going hunting.
Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.
Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.
A man who calls you JUST to tell you he shit himself. I mean cmon dude. Really?
Poopypants mcgee done crapped his pants and told me about it…..