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to make someone fall drop dead in love with you

Ryan poptarted Christine with his pimp cooter talk

Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts

Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.

Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste? Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.

the single item of food that got me through college

ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die

hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.

you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.

fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.

Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)

The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.

Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?