A fork of Rural Dictionary
As in porky pies = lies, pork pies = eyes
"You keep your pork pies off my trouble’s bacon, if you know what’s good for you."
Cockney rhyming slang for 'lies'
who's been tellin porkies? (pork pies)
The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.
A Description Of Someone Lying.
I Reckon Your Speaking Pork Pies And A Bag Of Trout.
Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.
"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"