A fork of Rural Dictionary
having sex with someone hard ...thats making them squeal like a pig
Dude...where you porkin this chick next door?
The fat guy who gets owned in Star Wars Episode IV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPI54fOWoo)
It was hilarious when Porkins died, lol.
To come from behind.
Dude, I was about to ask her out when her boyfriend Porkins'd me! Inspired by that scene from Star Wars: A New Hope - "They came from... behind!"
A volatile, nymphomaniac hailing from the land of Yorkshire-England. Loves calling people viirgins and eating pies.
‘It was so mental when that porkin punched that guy for being a virgin’
Violently having Oral,Anal, or just regular sex. It's very rough and unrulingly tough endure. Fun though.
Dude last night I was porkin it so hard she blacked out. Or, (Girl says during intercourse) OH YES PORK ME HARD AND DEEP!!!