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porn baby

When a porn star's birth control technique of choice (condom, pill, pull-out, etc) fails, and the female porn star becomes pregnant. A porn baby is the result of a pornographic "accident."

When {insert female porn star} forgot to take the pill before she shot the creampie scene, and 9 months later she had herself a porn baby.

by JakethemotherfuckingSNAKE September 29, 2006

porn baby

when a man jerks off to porn into a piece of clothing and a woman wears it before it is washed thus the semen (or man juice) seeps into the womans vagina (or puge) getting her pregnant and makes a porn baby.

Guy 1-"How did she get pregnant?" Guy 2-"Yea you never had sex." Guy 3-"It was a porn baby"

by rampageplaya98 April 05, 2008

Porn Baby

An insult that implies a person's mere existence is the result of a sex scene in a porno movie. Typically used to describe somebody as completely worthless.

-Eddy: Wow, you suck at this game. You suck at everything. -Neil: Your a fucking porn baby, you know that?

by MadMark255 September 29, 2021

Gay porn baby

When a homosexual male who is an only child has a father who wants a grandson, so the homosexual male must donate his sperm to a female surrogate - by method of gay porn masturbation, in order to extend the bloodline.

Chris is literally such a p**sy… he must be a gay porn baby.

by Tay’s.cock November 01, 2023