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pornograph

What you use to watch pornography.

I tried to watch pornography, but I couldn't find my pornograph.

by Kuroko September 17, 2003

pornograph

A device used to measure the level of "pornography" in the room, determined by level of cheesy discourse, the nakedness of the people in the room, and sexual innuendo.

My pornograph only hit 3.3 on the scale when I was making sex puns with cheesy lines. Apparently they weren't good enough...

by TheDoorMan89 April 27, 2009

pornograph

(not to be confused with pornography) : similar to a regular diary, but the personal diary of a prostitute, was used in Ancient Greece.

the word pornograph is actually the correct English meaning of the modern term pornography, once our term pornography has been etymologically analyzed, i.e. decomposed into its Ancient Greek roots of ``porno`` and graphos.

by Sexydimma December 09, 2014

Pornograph

The singular instance of pornography, a single solitary pornographic image. Similar in it's meaning to electron micrograph (electron microscopy), photograph (photography) or radiograph (radiography).

Eric: Hey Jonny, I forgot to bring my porno mag, throw me your emergency pornograph Jonny: One second man, let me get my wallet.

by dark-photon November 21, 2013

The Pornograph

1: What my grandmother refers to T&A in movies as. 2: A scientific model that charts the explosion of the information superhighway as a means to transmit age sensitive material of a sexual nature.

1: "Today I came home early and found your grandfather watching The Pornograph." 2: "According to The Pornograph, all recorded information will be consumed and inundated by full frontal penetration and hardcore nudity by 2025"

by DemonDes March 24, 2008

pornographer

can mean one of a number of things : a) photographer of professional porn stars b) a derogatory term for for a person who puts torfies/midfies of themselves/others online. c) offensive term for a male photographing female lingerie models d) a ted bundy/manson type character who takes pics of women after raping them.

have you ever seen a pornographer definition a)? I mean it would probably be Seth Cohen

by Sexydimma December 08, 2016

pornographic

A good word to use to describe something that is obscenely good.

"Matey, last night can only be described as pornographic"

by Bot_40 June 29, 2006